Game Show Junkie!

So the other day Greg, from trivia, sent me this:

$$Are You British? New Game Show Needs You Now$$

We are currently looking for BRITISH PEOPLE from ALL walks of life. Male and Female. If you think you have what it takes to be on the next big NETWORK game show email us now! If you're a risk taker and not afraid to take a CHANCE, we want to hear from you today!

To Apply: Please send a photo, (headshot and body shot ) a brief bio about yourself and contact information to infinitygameshow@yahoo.com Must be 21+ Please be attractive, smart and have a HUGE personality!

I so badly want to be on a game or reality show. I'd kick ass on Big Brother, certainly make it to the merge on Survivor, and I'd have an Amazing Race to the finish on that one. Unfortunately they all require you to be a US citizen (don't ask me why), so until then I'm stuck applying for other, as yet unknown, series. Below is the bio I sent, we'll see if it gets me anywhere:

32-year old gay Brit with good teeth (I know, that's a rarity), shaved head and a goatee (not rare, but a very popular gay look). I'm short, only 5'5" and a half, but I pack a big punch with my acerbic British wit and no holds barred approach to living the American dream - if you can call it that! I lived in Washington DC for 12 years until recently moving to Los Angeles with my boyfriend. Upon arrival we promptly split up which was very LA of us! In DC I worked in sales and operations for a boutique Washington caterer, here I'm a Special Events Manager at Spago Beverly Hills (and yes, I can get you a good table!). I'm half super geek (I collect action figures and Survivor mugs) and half gay muscle boy (lifting would be my religion if I weren't an atheist). Oh, and I have the best pit bull in the world, Bentley, who I love a whole lot more than even my most prized possession, a Buffy action figure signed by the slayer herself, Sarah Michelle Geller.