CELEBFLASH: Who knew?

It's been a tad slow on the celebrity scene here in LA... it must be those lazy summer months where everyone who's anyone is stuck out in Malibu (it may be pretty but the traffic... OMG!). That said I have been working out right next to Blue Blake and The Sopranos' Jackie , Jr. and I didn't even know it.

Now Jackie, Jr., or rather Jason Cerbone, is really really hot. He is much more built than when he was on the show and has fantastic arms! I thought he looked familiar, but I just assumed he was just another DC transplant. How wrong was I?

Blue Blake on the other hand, may be some big ex-porn star turned producer, but I think he's single-handily trying to bring back "short-shorts" (and I've seen several examples of this horror since being here).

On the me front, I did have an interview today. I think I want the job, so that probably means someone better will come in and snatch it from me. I'll let you know!

CELEBFLASH: John Kesler Update!

Forget the Six Degrees thingy... I was just introudced to him... I did everything I could not to melt and I may never wash my hand again!

Chandler Bing & The Thing

Two quick Sunday night celeb sightings while we were at The Farm of Beverly Hills for dinner (BTW the very hot and hunky host/MOD goes to my gym: now I know what at least one of the 11am gym crowd does for work).

Michael Chiklis was there as we walked in, with his kids I think. He looked exactly as he does on The Shield, maybe a little chunkier (maybe he had the famous Farm brownie).


Then in strolls Matthew Perry... yes, THE Chandler Bing! No entourage, no paparazzi (I'm sure Jen would have had some), no friends at all it seemed. Was he eating alone? Would he be eating enough for two? It sure looked as if he had been (obviously he's off the drugs again).

CelebFlash: At last my first Blowout stylist, no not Jonathan, Alyn, the one who didn't get to "do fabulous hair" on Arrested Development's Maeby.

Venice, CA: Muscle Beach

Cary took me to the Firehouse for lunch again yesterday. The place was crazy busy, and the poor pregnant waitress had too much running around to do in this current Californian "Heatwave" we're having (Note to the East Coast: This ain't nothing! These people are wimps!).

While eating my egg white omelet I saw... Mike Ergas (pictured left) who was obviously in a "bulking" mode, Tom Prince, Bob Cicherillo (the guy from 30 Days), Mike Morris (again), Gunther Schlierkamp... none of whom I would expect anyone else to have heard of.

Also there however was porn star (now "fitness model") Rob Sager (nee Brett Mycles) and Rusty Jeffers (nee Colt's Carl Hardwick, current pic right). Both of whom were very hot in person and both are actually "gay-for-pay" guys (not being into porn myself, this was discovered doing the research for this entry - I naturally assumed they were just "big girls"). Rusty is another one of those Iconmen and really really needed a good back wax!

Bounty Select-A-Size

I really hate the "select-a-size" Bounty! No matter how big a section you want, it ALWAYS tears off at the smaller piece. I like big pieces of kitchen paper (the true term for 'paper towels').

I would have bought the Brawny paper, but I am boycotting them. I cannot stand the Brawny Man in their new ads, Robert Amstler. If you remember, he was the really weird one (not least because of his faux Austrian accent) on the reality show Cupid from a couple of seasons ago. The guy was just a complete moron, embarrassing to watch, and NOT that attractive in my mind.

A quick "six degrees" thingy here: My friend in NYC, well his friend knows him or something. Amstler also works for Iconmen, as does John Kesler (we'll assume they've never actually met and so add an extra 'degree' in there). So, I'm only 4 degrees from John Kesler! I REALLY LUV HIM!

And for those wondering: Yes, Famke was out again at the park... leering at me through her horn rimmed dark specs. It's beginning to make me quite uncomfortable!

Famke Janssen - Quit following me!

I looked, and smelt, like a hippo today!

After a weekend of heavy drinking, the remaining alcohol in my system continued to seep out of my pores all morning. Unfortunately, I was at the gym, and though I looked sorta super cute (a grey-green combo, who knew), I could barely stand my own funk. On top of that I forgot my towel (see previous post on LA's lack of gym towel service), and therefore dripped all over the place. Yes, what a great start to the week!

Fast forward to the end of the day, and I'm supposed to be having a quiet afternoon in the park with the pup. But damn that Famke Janssen, she's stalking me! The dark glasses don't fool her, and the "Hassan" beard (which has actually turned out pretty OK) ain't working either. I can't seem to loose this chick. What's next, Kathy Griffin clamoring for my autograph? John Kesler asking for workout tips? Damn this WeHo/celebrity lifestyle!

HOT DAMN! John Kesler!

John Kesler....
The most beautiful man I have ever seen! (Yes, I love my gym!)

He's not my normal cup of tea, a little too pretty, but in person he just... well... these pics don't actually do him justice.

I might have to go buy his DVD!

And, apparently, this is him as well...